Thursday, December 24, 2009

Hold on to your hats Jon Gosselin: On Suicide Watch?!?

NYC

He's officially divorced.


He owes a lot in child support payments.


His most recent girlfriend wants nothing to do with him.


For all these reasons and more, Jon Gosselin is having a holiday season to forget. According to The National Enquirer, this is exactly what he may be trying to do... forever.


“Jon appears to be at the end of his rope. He feels that he has nothing left to live for,” a friend told the tabloid. “Jon feels betrayed by anyone he’s ever trusted. He’s drowning in a sea of debt, yet he blames everyone except himself for his problems."


That anger is allegedly directed at TLC, the network that made Gosselin all his money in the first place.


“Jon says TLC is still preventing him from pursuing other high-paying offers as a ‘vendetta’ for pulling the plug on Jon & Kate Plus 8. He claims they’re out to ruin him,” the insider said.


The unemployed douchebag owes $90,000 to Hailey Glassman, along with $13,000 per month in child support to Kate Gosselin. His anonymous pal says Jon may soon get evicted from his NYC apartment.


If that happens, it will at least give him more time to stalk Hailey and new boyfriend Damon Feldman. There's something to live for, Jon!

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14 comments:

  1. Tipton30December 24, 2009 at 11:43 PM

    My cousin's husband is basically a ghetto Jon Gosselin with less kids and more hair. The lack of Ed Hardy paraphernalia, however, is a plus.

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  2. ryan moserDecember 25, 2009 at 2:36 AM

    So, my cousin's husband is the equivalent of a ghetto Jon Gosselin, with less kids and more hair. The lack of Ed Hardy paraphernalia, ho ...

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  3. dana.swanson67December 25, 2009 at 2:38 AM

    My 09 Bus list- Virginia, Lovie, Jerry, Jon Gosselin, Perez Hilton, my last ex. Just the start. I've got more!

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  4. Willard49December 25, 2009 at 4:15 AM

    celebrityxmasalbums "Cum all Ye Unfaithful" by Tiger woods ft. Shaq, Jon Gosselin & Chris Brown

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  5. Connie3December 25, 2009 at 8:14 AM

    Ponder this: If Tiger Woods is to cheating, and Chris Brown is to domestic abuse, then what is Jon Gosselin?

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  6. Fernando DukesDecember 25, 2009 at 9:32 AM

    I didn't know they had gotten the patent on the Jon Gosselin milking machine yet!

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  7. GlenSheppardDecember 25, 2009 at 9:35 AM

    Celebrity of the Year Finalist 3: Jon Gosselin!: With 2009 drawing to a close, The Hollywood Gossip staff looks back on this wild year, ..

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  8. Alfred SnyderDecember 25, 2009 at 10:52 AM

    Prediction for 2010 - Jon Gosselin and Tiger Woods will star in a new DVD titled "How To Be A Good Husband"

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  9. Minnie MaysDecember 25, 2009 at 3:23 PM

    Jon Gosselin - You've single handedly destroyed the Ed Hardy brand. /via 81megs that and costco haha

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  10. Eric-HickeyDecember 25, 2009 at 4:05 PM

    my mom just showed me this ugly ed hardy scarf, who does she think I am jon gosselin?

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  11. Audrey OwenDecember 25, 2009 at 5:23 PM

    I see the resemblance. What about Neuvy and Jon Gosselin? No? Too soon? :-)

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  12. Alma DaughertyDecember 25, 2009 at 6:24 PM

    You know what? It's probably better that you don't know who Jon Gosselin or Ed Hardy are. You'll be happier not knowing.

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  13. Marquez49December 25, 2009 at 10:52 PM

    Jon Gosselin - You've single handedly destroyed the Ed Hardy brand.

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  14. mccann10December 26, 2009 at 12:02 AM

    I already got my present last night: Meeting Jon Gosselin...;)

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